daily a joke-0905

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Are you a normal person？

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ...,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the            spoon or the teacup."  
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

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你是一个正常的人吗？
在一次对精神病院的访问中，访问者问院长：
“请问你们界定收容病人的标准是什么？”
“嗯...”院长说，“我们将充满一个浴缸，并提供一茶匙，一个茶杯，一个水桶，然后要求他将浴缸弄空。”
“哦，我明白，”访问者说。 “一个正常的人会选择桶，因为它比勺子或茶杯更大。”
“不不不不不不！”院长回答。 “一个正常的人会拔出塞子。”